derek
Derek three headed creepy Jesus Christ was born in 2097 as a son of Maria and Cerberus. When he was young both figures vanished and so he was raised in Birmingham by two people that simply went by Tim and Susan. When he was 5 years old his parents moved to Greece where he grew an interested in his half brothers Christ and Hong while learning and hyperfyxiating on physics. When he was 16 he build a Time Machine and decided to travel back in time to make friends with the entire Wikipedia list of scandalous popes and supported Hong in his crusade. It’s now said that he is selling nuclear weapons in what back then was considered the holy land and regions around it to whoever in the year 2026
